1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:04:46,355 --> 00:04:48,943 Germanicus dead. 4 00:04:57,711 --> 00:05:02,371 Hail, the great grandfather of Germanicus, 5 00:05:03,061 --> 00:05:06,202 hail Julius Caesar, 6 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:09,481 now a god! 7 00:05:09,585 --> 00:05:13,692 Hail, the grandfather of Germanicus, 8 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,937 Augustus Caesar, 9 00:05:17,420 --> 00:05:20,285 now a god! 10 00:05:20,389 --> 00:05:24,254 Behold the ashes of Germanicus 11 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:25,463 - Murdered! - Murdered! 12 00:05:25,566 --> 00:05:28,017 So cruelly taken from us 13 00:05:29,570 --> 00:05:33,471 Hail, the father of Germanicus 14 00:05:34,403 --> 00:05:38,061 Hail Tiberius Caesar 15 00:05:38,165 --> 00:05:39,166 Who killed Germanicus? 16 00:05:39,269 --> 00:05:40,788 Emperor of Rome! 17 00:05:40,892 --> 00:05:44,136 Tiberius! Tiberius! Tiberius! 18 00:05:48,624 --> 00:05:50,004 He's going to kill me 19 00:05:51,834 --> 00:05:54,008 You're safe. You're with me. 20 00:05:56,528 --> 00:05:58,772 He's going to kill us, 21 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:01,671 just the way he killed our father, our mother, 22 00:06:02,603 --> 00:06:03,880 and our brothers. 23 00:06:08,989 --> 00:06:11,612 I am not going to die! 24 00:06:12,337 --> 00:06:13,683 You won't. 25 00:06:13,787 --> 00:06:16,445 You're his heir, there is no one else. 26 00:06:18,205 --> 00:06:19,413 Yes 27 00:06:20,552 --> 00:06:21,898 there's Gemellus 28 00:06:23,486 --> 00:06:24,970 and Claudius 29 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:28,595 Gemellus is too young, 30 00:06:28,698 --> 00:06:30,424 Claudius is an idiot, 31 00:06:30,528 --> 00:06:32,322 and Tiberius is old. 32 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:33,841 You will be emperor. 33 00:06:33,945 --> 00:06:35,084 Soon. 34 00:06:41,608 --> 00:06:43,748 And you will be my queen. 35 00:06:44,507 --> 00:06:46,440 You can't marry your sister. 36 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,512 You can in Egypt. 37 00:06:49,616 --> 00:06:51,238 But we're in Rome. 38 00:06:51,341 --> 00:06:52,964 And you are already promised. 39 00:07:05,942 --> 00:07:07,116 I know. 40 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:10,015 To Ennia. 41 00:07:10,740 --> 00:07:12,466 Remember, 42 00:07:12,570 --> 00:07:15,538 Macro does command the Praetorian Guard. 43 00:07:31,174 --> 00:07:32,382 It's only a bird. 44 00:07:50,573 --> 00:07:53,231 What's it like with your husband? 45 00:07:53,334 --> 00:07:54,646 What's what like? 46 00:07:56,199 --> 00:07:57,891 He's so fat. 47 00:07:59,099 --> 00:08:00,721 He's disgusting. 48 00:08:01,342 --> 00:08:02,516 He's not. 49 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:04,311 He's just large. 50 00:08:04,414 --> 00:08:06,520 But tiny where it counts. 51 00:08:07,245 --> 00:08:08,384 How do you know? 52 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,973 I saw him at the baths. 53 00:08:11,076 --> 00:08:13,251 Poor, poor Drusilla 54 00:08:15,115 --> 00:08:16,392 You are vile. 55 00:08:22,674 --> 00:08:24,020 Password? 56 00:08:24,124 --> 00:08:25,125 Who's that? 57 00:08:25,228 --> 00:08:26,436 Justice. 58 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,739 Prince. 59 00:08:56,674 --> 00:08:58,123 Forgive me, Prince. 60 00:09:01,748 --> 00:09:04,785 I'm not interrupting, am I? 61 00:09:05,717 --> 00:09:06,960 Only my dreams. 62 00:09:08,168 --> 00:09:09,549 Happy dreams? 63 00:09:16,728 --> 00:09:18,627 News from Capri? 64 00:09:18,730 --> 00:09:21,043 The Emperor commands you to wait upon him. 65 00:09:23,632 --> 00:09:25,323 We sail at first light. 66 00:09:28,429 --> 00:09:30,190 What does he want? 67 00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:32,088 A last look at you, perhaps. 68 00:09:32,192 --> 00:09:33,676 He is seventy-seven. 69 00:09:34,435 --> 00:09:35,954 May he live forever. 70 00:09:40,303 --> 00:09:41,546 How is Ennia? 71 00:09:41,650 --> 00:09:42,789 In love. 72 00:09:44,031 --> 00:09:46,586 In Hell then, as the poet says. 73 00:09:53,006 --> 00:09:55,836 My wife won't be happy until she sees you in Capri. 74 00:09:59,081 --> 00:10:00,220 Wait outside. 75 00:10:24,071 --> 00:10:25,901 What do you think all this means? 76 00:10:26,936 --> 00:10:28,697 Take care, Little Boots. 77 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,422 Pray to Isis for me. 78 00:10:59,555 --> 00:11:02,316 Nerva. Dear friend. 79 00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:06,493 Ten years is a long time for the Emperor to be hidden away. 80 00:11:06,596 --> 00:11:11,325 I should feel a great deal happier if he were back in Rome, where he belongs. 81 00:11:11,429 --> 00:11:13,258 Tell me, how is the Emperor? 82 00:11:14,432 --> 00:11:15,882 Old, like me. 83 00:11:16,606 --> 00:11:18,263 I mean how is his mood? 84 00:11:20,162 --> 00:11:21,681 Like the weather. 85 00:11:21,784 --> 00:11:23,303 Well, the weather is good today. 86 00:11:25,374 --> 00:11:26,409 Changeable. 87 00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:31,207 I am told that during the last month, 88 00:11:31,311 --> 00:11:34,590 seven of my colleagues in the Senate have been put to death 89 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,660 for treason. 90 00:11:36,972 --> 00:11:38,801 Nine to be exact. 91 00:11:40,630 --> 00:11:42,391 And five of them cheated 92 00:11:43,116 --> 00:11:45,670 they killed themselves. 93 00:11:45,774 --> 00:11:47,430 That wasn't playing fair, 94 00:11:48,984 --> 00:11:50,710 don't you agree, Nerva? 95 00:11:52,435 --> 00:11:54,092 They were all good men. 96 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:57,924 If they were good men, 97 00:11:58,027 --> 00:12:00,374 how could their beloved Emperor find them guilty? 98 00:12:02,031 --> 00:12:04,378 You have a gift for logic, Prince. 99 00:12:51,356 --> 00:12:52,495 Caligula! 100 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,395 Great Caesar. 101 00:13:03,506 --> 00:13:04,818 Beloved grandfather. 102 00:13:04,922 --> 00:13:06,578 Do your dance, boy. 103 00:13:09,236 --> 00:13:10,237 My dance? 104 00:13:10,341 --> 00:13:11,860 Yes. 105 00:13:11,963 --> 00:13:15,518 The one you delighted the army with when your father made you its mascot. 106 00:13:20,109 --> 00:13:22,387 Come on, Little Boots. 107 00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:32,466 I've forgotten it, Lord. 108 00:13:33,916 --> 00:13:35,711 Dance for me. 109 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,023 Delight me. 110 00:13:38,231 --> 00:13:39,266 Dance! 111 00:13:53,073 --> 00:13:56,007 All right, come in, all of you! 112 00:14:43,813 --> 00:14:45,332 Now stop that! 113 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:07,216 Do you love me? 114 00:15:08,769 --> 00:15:10,840 Yes, Caesar. 115 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:15,500 Why do you say such monstrous things about me at Rome? 116 00:15:15,604 --> 00:15:18,124 But I don't, Caesar. Ever. 117 00:15:18,227 --> 00:15:21,921 I hear you often pray devotedly for my death. 118 00:15:22,024 --> 00:15:24,578 By heaven, Caesar, I swear I do not. 119 00:15:26,235 --> 00:15:27,996 You do not 120 00:15:28,099 --> 00:15:29,411 in public. 121 00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:31,137 Never, Lord. 122 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,586 Remember this 123 00:15:33,863 --> 00:15:36,107 that I have let you live. 124 00:15:41,319 --> 00:15:42,355 So far. 125 00:15:45,289 --> 00:15:47,394 My little fishies love me. 126 00:15:48,671 --> 00:15:50,501 Innocence, you see 127 00:15:53,297 --> 00:15:54,712 I protect their innocence. 128 00:15:54,815 --> 00:15:58,233 It is all I can do, for it is a foul world. Away you go! 129 00:16:09,244 --> 00:16:11,246 Nerva is scowling at us. 130 00:16:13,213 --> 00:16:14,525 Nerva, my friend! 131 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,977 Nerva, help me transform this 132 00:16:18,908 --> 00:16:22,360 young barbarian into a Roman Caesar. 133 00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:24,397 There have been three Roman Caesars 134 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,055 Julius, Augustus, and yourself. 135 00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:30,023 Which do you want him to be? 136 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,233 The best! 137 00:16:33,337 --> 00:16:36,098 That would be your father, Augustus. 138 00:16:39,205 --> 00:16:40,965 You see, Caligula? 139 00:16:41,069 --> 00:16:42,725 I am insulted to my face. 140 00:16:46,108 --> 00:16:47,523 Nerva, dear friend 141 00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:50,043 when I am dead, 142 00:16:50,147 --> 00:16:51,803 watch out for Macro. 143 00:16:55,221 --> 00:16:57,154 I know he hates me. 144 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,466 Because you are good. 145 00:17:00,088 --> 00:17:01,813 Because you are wise. 146 00:17:02,918 --> 00:17:05,438 Therefore, when I am gone, 147 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,441 watch out for Macro. 148 00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:12,479 I've taken my precautions, Caesar. 149 00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:17,036 Heaven help Rome 150 00:17:18,623 --> 00:17:19,659 when I die! 151 00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:23,801 I am old. 152 00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,080 You will live forever, Lord. 153 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,532 All my family are dead, 154 00:17:31,981 --> 00:17:33,466 but you and me, 155 00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:40,093 the child Gemellus, and that uncle, that Claudius thing. 156 00:17:40,197 --> 00:17:42,820 All the others, struck down by fate 157 00:17:42,923 --> 00:17:47,894 and it is fate, Little Boots, that rules us, not any god. 158 00:17:47,997 --> 00:17:49,792 You are a god, Caesar. 159 00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:51,656 No I am not! 160 00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:55,557 Not even when I am dead. 161 00:17:57,041 --> 00:17:59,008 Julius Caesar and Augustus Cesar, 162 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:00,872 they are gods. 163 00:18:00,976 --> 00:18:04,738 So say the Senate, and so the people prefer to believe. 164 00:18:04,842 --> 00:18:06,326 Such myths are useful. 165 00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:20,237 Little Boots 166 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,342 look at you. 167 00:18:30,971 --> 00:18:34,320 I am nursing a viper in Rome's bosom. 168 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:14,636 Wine! 169 00:19:15,671 --> 00:19:19,227 Do you think this boy has been drinking? 170 00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:21,781 I think he's been drinking, Caesar. 171 00:19:21,884 --> 00:19:23,403 So do I. 172 00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:25,267 - Macro? - Yes, Lord? 173 00:19:28,788 --> 00:19:30,238 Give him more wine. 174 00:19:30,997 --> 00:19:32,447 And waste none. 175 00:19:40,248 --> 00:19:42,526 The laces to your boots. 176 00:19:42,629 --> 00:19:44,079 Quick! 177 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,255 And what do they say of me at Rome? 178 00:19:48,117 --> 00:19:49,602 They miss you, Lord. 179 00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:50,879 And they need you. 180 00:19:52,329 --> 00:19:55,573 I have given most of my life to the Roman people. 181 00:19:56,678 --> 00:19:57,713 I have fought! 182 00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:03,823 Aren't they lovely? 183 00:20:05,169 --> 00:20:06,343 Yes, Lord. 184 00:20:15,593 --> 00:20:18,320 The satyrs are from Illyria. 185 00:20:20,702 --> 00:20:23,670 And this nymph 186 00:20:24,947 --> 00:20:25,983 is from 187 00:20:26,086 --> 00:20:27,191 from where? 188 00:20:27,295 --> 00:20:28,641 Britain, lord. 189 00:20:29,538 --> 00:20:30,539 Britain. 190 00:20:31,091 --> 00:20:32,817 Speaking statues! 191 00:20:36,338 --> 00:20:40,480 And they can do, as well as speak! 192 00:21:13,686 --> 00:21:15,688 Do you prefer nymphs to satyrs? 193 00:21:16,965 --> 00:21:18,553 I like both. 194 00:21:18,656 --> 00:21:20,934 One needs both, keep healthy. 195 00:21:23,247 --> 00:21:26,250 Rome is a republic, Caligula, 196 00:21:26,354 --> 00:21:28,770 and you and I are just plain citizens. 197 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:31,082 More conviction! 198 00:21:50,378 --> 00:21:53,070 Serve the State, Caligula, 199 00:21:53,173 --> 00:21:56,522 although the people in it are appalling beasts. 200 00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:58,489 But they love you, Lord. 201 00:21:58,593 --> 00:21:59,525 No. 202 00:22:00,077 --> 00:22:01,181 They hate me. 203 00:22:01,285 --> 00:22:04,046 And they fear me which is better. 204 00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:07,326 There was no choice, you know. 205 00:22:09,397 --> 00:22:10,536 There was no choice. 206 00:22:12,952 --> 00:22:14,367 No choice? 207 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:18,475 All I wanted was private life. 208 00:22:21,409 --> 00:22:24,066 I did not truly want to become emperor, 209 00:22:24,170 --> 00:22:25,447 but I had to. 210 00:22:26,241 --> 00:22:27,967 Had to? 211 00:22:28,070 --> 00:22:31,626 If someone else had become emperor, I would have been killed. 212 00:22:32,558 --> 00:22:34,007 As you will be. 213 00:22:37,735 --> 00:22:38,702 Will be? 214 00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:49,437 Will be, Grand 215 00:23:18,293 --> 00:23:19,915 Will be, Grandfather? 216 00:23:20,744 --> 00:23:22,470 Would be, 217 00:23:22,573 --> 00:23:24,057 if you were not my heir. 218 00:23:24,782 --> 00:23:27,233 When Rome was just a city, 219 00:23:27,336 --> 00:23:29,131 and we were just citizens, 220 00:23:29,235 --> 00:23:30,961 known to one another, do you see, 221 00:23:31,064 --> 00:23:33,377 why we were good, frugal, 222 00:23:33,481 --> 00:23:34,999 disciplined, dignified. 223 00:23:35,897 --> 00:23:36,863 We had to be. 224 00:23:37,795 --> 00:23:39,797 Then we conquered the earth. 225 00:23:40,971 --> 00:23:42,455 Amazing, isn't it? 226 00:23:43,249 --> 00:23:45,216 Both boy and girl. 227 00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:48,634 Fortunate creature. 228 00:23:50,981 --> 00:23:52,707 Cost me a fortune. 229 00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:57,021 We found the world to be wealthy. 230 00:23:57,953 --> 00:23:59,403 So we plundered it 231 00:23:59,507 --> 00:24:02,337 and lost our true character. 232 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,927 The Romans I rule are not what they were. 233 00:24:07,618 --> 00:24:08,861 They lust. 234 00:24:10,207 --> 00:24:12,451 They lust for pleasure, power, 235 00:24:14,107 --> 00:24:16,109 money, other men's wives. 236 00:24:19,527 --> 00:24:21,632 I am a true moralist, 237 00:24:22,771 --> 00:24:24,946 and stern as any Cato. 238 00:24:27,776 --> 00:24:30,089 Fate chose me to govern swine. 239 00:24:31,159 --> 00:24:34,542 In my old age I have become a swineherd! 240 00:24:40,133 --> 00:24:41,480 Well 241 00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:44,379 do you think this boy has drunk enough wine? 242 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,795 I think he's had enough, my lord. 243 00:24:46,899 --> 00:24:47,900 So do I. 244 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:04,261 Now he is happy. 245 00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:06,470 Homer. 246 00:25:06,574 --> 00:25:07,885 You would not know that, 247 00:25:07,989 --> 00:25:11,233 you were educated in army camps only. 248 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,996 But you will know enough to be a swineherd. 249 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,103 The revised list of candidates for the equestrian order. 250 00:25:19,207 --> 00:25:23,556 I, Tiberius Caesar, command in the name of the Senate and the people of Rome. 251 00:25:27,595 --> 00:25:30,390 Tax assessments for Asia Minor and Gaul. 252 00:25:30,494 --> 00:25:33,911 I, Tiberius Caesar, command in the name of the Senate and the people of Rome. 253 00:25:37,397 --> 00:25:40,297 Senators guilty of treason. 254 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,231 Every senator believes himself to be a potential Caesar, 255 00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:46,027 therefore every senator is guilty of treason. 256 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,065 In thought if not in deed. 257 00:25:50,169 --> 00:25:54,173 The Senate is the natural enemy of any Caesar, Little Boots. 258 00:25:59,109 --> 00:26:00,213 Traitors. 259 00:26:02,802 --> 00:26:07,013 They offered to approve any law I made before I made it. 260 00:26:08,670 --> 00:26:11,190 What if I went mad, I said. What then? 261 00:26:11,293 --> 00:26:12,156 No answer. 262 00:26:12,260 --> 00:26:14,711 They were born to be slaves, Little Boots! 263 00:26:14,814 --> 00:26:16,540 Never forget that. 264 00:26:16,644 --> 00:26:19,129 Germanicus, remember! 265 00:26:19,232 --> 00:26:22,201 Born to be slaves! Never forget that! 266 00:26:22,304 --> 00:26:24,686 Lord, I am not Germanicus. 267 00:26:24,790 --> 00:26:27,033 - I'm his son, Caligula. - Yes 268 00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:31,072 and your friend is Macro. 269 00:26:32,038 --> 00:26:34,523 He serves you and only you, Lord. 270 00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:36,353 And his wife is your friend. 271 00:26:37,250 --> 00:26:38,735 Is she friendly in bed? 272 00:26:39,908 --> 00:26:41,841 We must ask Macro, Lord. 273 00:26:41,945 --> 00:26:43,636 She seems friendly. 274 00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:46,225 And Drusilla, your sister? 275 00:26:48,986 --> 00:26:50,125 My sister 276 00:26:50,229 --> 00:26:51,368 is my sister. 277 00:26:52,576 --> 00:26:55,924 I know everything that is said and done. 278 00:26:57,477 --> 00:26:58,651 And thought. 279 00:27:00,584 --> 00:27:01,896 The setting sun 280 00:27:03,518 --> 00:27:04,864 and the rising 281 00:27:06,763 --> 00:27:10,905 Gemellus, lovely boy, come to me, come to me. 282 00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:13,321 And too young to betray me. 283 00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:14,909 Well, perhaps not too young. 284 00:27:15,944 --> 00:27:17,843 Kiss your old grandfather. 285 00:27:18,602 --> 00:27:19,983 My last grandson. 286 00:27:20,086 --> 00:27:22,123 I am your grandson, too, Caesar. 287 00:27:22,226 --> 00:27:23,400 Only by adoption. 288 00:27:25,609 --> 00:27:29,233 This is the last flesh of my flesh. 289 00:27:31,097 --> 00:27:32,581 Poor boy, 290 00:27:32,685 --> 00:27:34,135 what will become of you? 291 00:27:35,584 --> 00:27:37,310 He's like a brother to me, Lord. 292 00:27:37,414 --> 00:27:38,415 Brother? 293 00:27:40,106 --> 00:27:41,314 In our family, 294 00:27:42,488 --> 00:27:44,904 a brother murders a brother, 295 00:27:45,008 --> 00:27:47,217 who murders his father, 296 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,805 who has murdered his son. 297 00:27:49,737 --> 00:27:51,877 Fate. Drink, Caligula. 298 00:27:57,848 --> 00:27:59,919 After you, dear brother. 299 00:28:05,545 --> 00:28:06,823 Poor boy. 300 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:10,171 When I am gone, Caligula will kill you. 301 00:28:14,313 --> 00:28:18,006 And then, someone will kill Caligula. 302 00:28:22,045 --> 00:28:24,737 Unless he should die before I do. 303 00:28:28,051 --> 00:28:31,848 You are looking not well at all! 304 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,553 I, 305 00:28:47,656 --> 00:28:53,214 Caligula Caesar, command in the name of the Senate and the people of Rome. 306 00:29:17,997 --> 00:29:19,205 Prince 307 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,070 my wife. 308 00:29:26,661 --> 00:29:27,800 Ennia! 309 00:29:50,133 --> 00:29:51,893 Now you are a man, Caligula. 310 00:29:51,997 --> 00:29:53,377 What are you going to do? 311 00:30:01,316 --> 00:30:05,010 You must be the master of your own destiny. 312 00:30:05,113 --> 00:30:08,047 Take it! With both hands. 313 00:30:50,124 --> 00:30:51,470 Master! 314 00:30:51,573 --> 00:30:53,058 No! 315 00:30:53,161 --> 00:30:54,922 Master! Oh, master! 316 00:31:07,693 --> 00:31:09,212 Bind his wrists! 317 00:31:09,315 --> 00:31:10,834 No. 318 00:31:10,938 --> 00:31:13,561 You must not go. You must not leave me. 319 00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:14,769 You're my friend. 320 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:17,910 For a man to chose the hour of his own death 321 00:31:18,014 --> 00:31:20,430 is the closest he can ever come to tricking fate. 322 00:31:20,533 --> 00:31:22,294 I'll trick you. Quickly! 323 00:31:24,434 --> 00:31:27,126 I've lived long enough, Tiberius. 324 00:31:28,507 --> 00:31:29,888 And I hate my life. 325 00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:32,131 Why? 326 00:31:33,581 --> 00:31:36,066 You say that to me? 327 00:31:36,170 --> 00:31:41,071 One by one I've watched you murder your family, 328 00:31:41,623 --> 00:31:43,108 your friends, 329 00:31:43,971 --> 00:31:46,352 the best of all the Romans. 330 00:31:48,941 --> 00:31:50,184 Leave us. 331 00:31:54,326 --> 00:31:55,430 Out! 332 00:32:12,689 --> 00:32:14,518 We were friends once, years ago. 333 00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:20,214 We still are. 334 00:32:22,492 --> 00:32:25,184 - You will follow me soon. - How do you know? 335 00:32:25,288 --> 00:32:28,256 With you gone, Macro would kill me. 336 00:32:30,879 --> 00:32:33,158 I'll arrest him and execute him. 337 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:36,057 You can't. He controls you. 338 00:32:36,713 --> 00:32:38,163 Besides, 339 00:32:38,266 --> 00:32:40,475 even if Macro were dead, 340 00:32:40,579 --> 00:32:42,477 how could I go on living 341 00:32:43,202 --> 00:32:45,480 with this reptile? 342 00:32:49,691 --> 00:32:54,179 You will respect my friend always, won't you, reptile? 343 00:32:57,492 --> 00:32:59,770 I have always respected him, Lord. 344 00:33:03,878 --> 00:33:05,190 You hear that? 345 00:33:06,501 --> 00:33:09,159 Tiberius, you were wise once. 346 00:33:09,918 --> 00:33:13,163 Don't taunt me, I am old. 347 00:33:13,267 --> 00:33:16,063 I have watched you grow into a monster. 348 00:33:16,166 --> 00:33:17,892 That is treason, Nerva. 349 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,376 It is true. 350 00:33:22,862 --> 00:33:26,073 I am surrounded by enemies. 351 00:33:32,734 --> 00:33:34,322 You are cruel. 352 00:33:35,116 --> 00:33:37,256 No, honest. 353 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,949 If power can destroy the mind and character of my Tiberius, 354 00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:45,092 what will it do to this ignorant boy brought up in army camps, 355 00:33:45,195 --> 00:33:48,233 by men taught him nothing except how to be your slave? 356 00:33:48,336 --> 00:33:50,200 Caligula serves me well. 357 00:33:55,171 --> 00:33:58,381 The best of slaves will be the worst of masters. 358 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:02,143 So from evils past, 359 00:34:03,351 --> 00:34:05,319 and evils yet to come, 360 00:34:06,078 --> 00:34:09,254 I now choose to escape. 361 00:34:22,129 --> 00:34:23,544 You have hurt me. 362 00:34:27,410 --> 00:34:28,445 Goodbye. 363 00:36:14,068 --> 00:36:15,311 Prince 364 00:36:17,036 --> 00:36:18,245 Prince 365 00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:23,250 the physician Charicles wishes to speak with you. 366 00:36:35,952 --> 00:36:37,850 The Emperor has fallen ill. 367 00:36:42,130 --> 00:36:43,649 The situation is dire. 368 00:36:47,066 --> 00:36:48,413 How is the Emperor? 369 00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:50,656 How long will he last? 370 00:36:51,174 --> 00:36:52,589 Well 371 00:36:52,693 --> 00:36:55,074 it could happen any moment now. 372 00:36:55,178 --> 00:36:57,974 With care, he might last a year or so. 373 00:36:59,631 --> 00:37:00,666 Only a year? 374 00:37:08,018 --> 00:37:09,468 I can smell death. 375 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,608 But whose? 376 00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:14,093 Don't worry, 377 00:37:14,197 --> 00:37:16,337 he can do nothing without me. 378 00:37:16,441 --> 00:37:19,789 So these poor unfortunate creatures thought. 379 00:37:20,548 --> 00:37:21,894 And where are they? 380 00:37:22,378 --> 00:37:23,724 No, Macro, 381 00:37:25,001 --> 00:37:26,485 he's planning something. 382 00:37:26,589 --> 00:37:28,591 You will be emperor soon. 383 00:37:42,121 --> 00:37:43,330 You swear? 384 00:37:44,227 --> 00:37:45,435 I sw 385 00:38:05,731 --> 00:38:07,181 I swear. 386 00:39:37,892 --> 00:39:39,066 Leave! 387 00:39:43,622 --> 00:39:45,383 Everyone leave! 388 00:40:12,858 --> 00:40:14,032 Tiberius? 389 00:40:29,288 --> 00:40:30,600 Tiberius? 390 00:40:38,090 --> 00:40:39,471 Tiberius? 391 00:42:22,954 --> 00:42:24,542 Caligula? 392 00:42:27,268 --> 00:42:28,338 Lord! 393 00:42:34,793 --> 00:42:37,106 Give me my ring. 394 00:42:48,082 --> 00:42:49,118 No. 395 00:43:02,165 --> 00:43:03,270 Yes. 396 00:43:23,462 --> 00:43:27,328 You do not dare! 397 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,504 Hail Caesar. 398 00:45:17,853 --> 00:45:19,199 Hail Caesar. 399 00:45:22,167 --> 00:45:25,101 I'll get everyone assembled in the hall for the announcement. 400 00:46:30,442 --> 00:46:31,478 Gemellus! 401 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,146 Hail Caesar. 402 00:46:50,014 --> 00:46:51,981 We are alone, Gemellus. 403 00:46:59,540 --> 00:47:01,128 We must love each other. 404 00:48:11,026 --> 00:48:12,475 It's just like the dream. 405 00:48:13,511 --> 00:48:14,926 It's only his mask. 406 00:48:15,754 --> 00:48:17,066 You are Caesar now. 407 00:48:18,654 --> 00:48:19,827 Caesar? 408 00:48:19,931 --> 00:48:21,622 Caesar. 409 00:48:21,726 --> 00:48:24,246 Emperor of Rome. Lord of the world. 410 00:48:25,833 --> 00:48:27,352 Lord of the world 411 00:48:29,423 --> 00:48:31,011 I like this dream. 412 00:48:57,831 --> 00:48:59,039 At the 413 00:49:08,014 --> 00:49:12,639 At the insistence of the Senate 414 00:49:12,742 --> 00:49:14,261 and the people of Rome, 415 00:49:16,884 --> 00:49:18,334 I accept, 416 00:49:19,715 --> 00:49:20,992 humbly, 417 00:49:23,098 --> 00:49:26,584 the highest office of our great republic. 418 00:49:33,142 --> 00:49:35,351 Of our great republic. 419 00:49:53,162 --> 00:49:56,303 When our beloved Tiberius was dying, 420 00:49:56,407 --> 00:49:59,237 he begged me to carry on his good work 421 00:49:59,341 --> 00:50:01,619 Into the Tiber with Tiberius! 422 00:50:03,345 --> 00:50:05,036 Throw him in the river! 423 00:50:09,213 --> 00:50:12,630 Today, we begin a new era! 424 00:50:12,733 --> 00:50:14,321 Hail! 425 00:50:14,425 --> 00:50:17,462 All those who have been exiled from Rome, 426 00:50:17,566 --> 00:50:18,843 I do now recall! 427 00:50:18,946 --> 00:50:21,604 Hail! Hail! Hail! 428 00:50:21,708 --> 00:50:24,780 I grant a general amnesty! 429 00:50:26,161 --> 00:50:30,130 Caligula! Caligula! 430 00:50:31,821 --> 00:50:33,064 Silence! 431 00:50:34,065 --> 00:50:36,826 Great Caesar is not finished! 432 00:50:43,626 --> 00:50:45,801 As my fellow consul, 433 00:50:45,904 --> 00:50:48,597 the Senate and the people of Rome 434 00:50:48,700 --> 00:50:52,601 have wisely chosen my learned uncle Claudius. 435 00:50:55,293 --> 00:50:57,433 Take your place beside me, Claudius. 436 00:51:00,643 --> 00:51:02,438 Caesar! Caligula! 437 00:51:02,542 --> 00:51:04,199 Beside me down there, Claudius. 438 00:51:04,302 --> 00:51:07,512 I mean Consul 439 00:51:11,792 --> 00:51:14,830 Hail! Hail! Hail! 440 00:51:14,933 --> 00:51:19,455 I herewith adopt, as my son and heir, the Prince Gemellus. 441 00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:22,769 Come forward, Prince. 442 00:51:38,854 --> 00:51:39,993 From this moment, 443 00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:44,584 all official oaths will contain the following phrase: 444 00:51:44,687 --> 00:51:49,278 "I will value neither my life, nor the lives of my children 445 00:51:49,382 --> 00:51:52,523 any more highly than I do that of the emperor 446 00:51:58,115 --> 00:51:59,978 or of his sister, Drusilla!" 447 00:52:16,029 --> 00:52:18,928 Hail! Hail! 448 00:52:19,619 --> 00:52:20,792 Hail! 449 00:52:39,915 --> 00:52:41,779 Did you see their faces when I told them 450 00:52:41,882 --> 00:52:45,300 they had to swear not only to me, but to you? 451 00:52:46,232 --> 00:52:47,612 They were appalled. 452 00:52:49,925 --> 00:52:51,237 I do hope so. 453 00:52:51,340 --> 00:52:52,824 But is it wise? 454 00:53:03,076 --> 00:53:04,388 I can do 455 00:53:10,290 --> 00:53:11,740 anything I like 456 00:53:19,748 --> 00:53:20,818 to anyone. 457 00:53:23,545 --> 00:53:25,409 Well, don't start with me. 458 00:53:27,997 --> 00:53:29,551 Who would you suggest? 459 00:54:16,908 --> 00:54:17,944 Who? 460 00:54:21,327 --> 00:54:22,466 Do you trust Macro? 461 00:54:25,089 --> 00:54:26,263 Macro? 462 00:54:32,407 --> 00:54:34,581 He did kill Tiberius. 463 00:54:36,514 --> 00:54:40,380 I must appoint a new commander of my own choice. 464 00:54:50,010 --> 00:54:51,529 Forgive me, Caesar. 465 00:54:52,910 --> 00:54:53,945 Charea! 466 00:55:00,227 --> 00:55:02,402 Two senators beg to see you. 467 00:55:02,506 --> 00:55:04,784 They have a dispute over land and await your judgement. 468 00:55:04,887 --> 00:55:07,821 Well, bring them in bring them in 469 00:55:07,925 --> 00:55:10,514 I am interested in all that is Rome, 470 00:55:12,654 --> 00:55:15,450 even down to the length of the toga. 471 00:55:32,087 --> 00:55:35,504 - Caesar, I must complain about - Give me the documents. 472 00:55:59,942 --> 00:56:01,150 Guilty. 473 00:56:02,289 --> 00:56:03,567 Thank you, thank you! 474 00:56:04,395 --> 00:56:05,707 Do not thank me. 475 00:56:05,810 --> 00:56:09,089 Justice must always be impartial. 476 00:56:09,193 --> 00:56:12,092 That is so, Charea is it not? 477 00:56:12,196 --> 00:56:14,060 - Oh, yes, Caesar. - Good. 478 00:56:15,233 --> 00:56:16,511 You may go. 479 00:56:41,328 --> 00:56:42,675 That is your man. 480 00:56:43,261 --> 00:56:44,539 Charea? 481 00:56:44,642 --> 00:56:46,126 He's so boring. 482 00:56:47,162 --> 00:56:49,026 Boring boring! 483 00:57:16,502 --> 00:57:18,504 Superb display, Macro. 484 00:57:20,195 --> 00:57:21,472 Superb. 485 00:57:27,996 --> 00:57:29,238 Bring me Gemellus. 486 00:57:30,308 --> 00:57:31,655 What, here? 487 00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:34,278 Here. Now. 488 00:57:42,907 --> 00:57:44,012 Charicles, 489 00:57:44,875 --> 00:57:45,910 stand here. 490 00:57:49,293 --> 00:57:51,191 I want a bonus for my guards. 491 00:57:51,295 --> 00:57:53,331 But, Caesar, that's not possible. 492 00:57:53,435 --> 00:57:55,989 All things that happen are possible, Longinus. 493 00:57:56,093 --> 00:57:59,614 Make the impossible happen and it becomes possible. Logical? 494 00:58:03,410 --> 00:58:04,653 Bergarius, you here. 495 00:58:04,757 --> 00:58:06,862 Charea, you there. 496 00:58:06,966 --> 00:58:09,831 But, Caesar, the imperial budget, you see, does not normally 497 00:58:09,934 --> 00:58:14,076 Well, you are the chancellor, Longinus, can you arrange it? 498 00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:16,976 Uncle, would you mind stepping over here 499 00:58:18,633 --> 00:58:20,117 How Caesar? 500 00:58:20,220 --> 00:58:23,638 The palace banquets cost a quarter of a million sesterces. 501 00:58:24,466 --> 00:58:25,812 Just a quarter of a million? 502 00:58:25,916 --> 00:58:28,505 Well, we'll have to put everyone on a diet, won't we? 503 00:58:29,609 --> 00:58:31,024 Issue an edict. 504 00:58:31,128 --> 00:58:32,025 Yes, Lord. 505 00:58:32,129 --> 00:58:33,648 But the deficit, you see 506 00:58:34,545 --> 00:58:36,202 Well, how much is my purse? 507 00:58:36,961 --> 00:58:38,756 Well, Lord, 508 00:58:38,860 --> 00:58:40,896 that is as much as you require. 509 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,035 Good! 510 00:58:44,313 --> 00:58:45,729 Macro. 511 00:58:45,832 --> 00:58:47,869 Would you stand there 512 00:58:52,287 --> 00:58:54,600 Longinus, you here. 513 00:58:54,703 --> 00:58:55,739 Yes, Caesar. 514 00:59:03,401 --> 00:59:04,610 Gemellus, 515 00:59:05,956 --> 00:59:09,994 I want you to look at these gentlemen very carefully, 516 00:59:10,098 --> 00:59:13,239 and tell me, who killed Tiberius? 517 00:59:17,692 --> 00:59:19,383 Take your time. 518 00:59:19,486 --> 00:59:21,834 Look right into their eyes. 519 00:59:32,154 --> 00:59:33,811 Who killed Tiberius? 520 00:59:41,163 --> 00:59:42,889 He did! Macro! 521 00:59:52,278 --> 00:59:53,313 Murderer! 522 01:00:04,462 --> 01:00:05,498 Arrest him. 523 01:00:26,277 --> 01:00:29,798 In honor of your new commander, Charea, 524 01:00:29,902 --> 01:00:33,422 ten gold pieces to every man! Hail! 525 01:00:33,526 --> 01:00:34,700 Hail! 526 01:00:34,803 --> 01:00:38,289 Hail! Hail! 527 01:00:40,533 --> 01:00:44,192 Charea, arrest Macro. 528 01:00:52,131 --> 01:00:53,753 Don't you dare! 529 01:01:38,004 --> 01:01:39,040 Ennia. 530 01:01:47,634 --> 01:01:49,395 You look so beautiful. 531 01:02:00,544 --> 01:02:02,477 Is it good for growing hair? 532 01:02:04,824 --> 01:02:07,102 The divorce will only take a few days. 533 01:02:11,003 --> 01:02:12,832 I think we should move. 534 01:02:13,660 --> 01:02:14,903 Move? 535 01:02:15,455 --> 01:02:16,733 Where? 536 01:02:18,596 --> 01:02:20,150 Alexandria, say. 537 01:02:21,772 --> 01:02:23,187 To Egypt? 538 01:02:25,534 --> 01:02:26,743 Yes. 539 01:02:28,054 --> 01:02:29,711 What do you think? 540 01:02:29,815 --> 01:02:31,126 I'd hate to leave Rome. 541 01:02:31,230 --> 01:02:32,369 I mean 542 01:02:33,439 --> 01:02:34,474 the Senate 543 01:02:34,578 --> 01:02:36,511 But I am Rome. 544 01:02:37,408 --> 01:02:39,963 Wherever I am, Rome is. 545 01:02:40,066 --> 01:02:41,309 And there is the Senate, 546 01:02:41,412 --> 01:02:44,243 and the people of Rome. 547 01:02:46,659 --> 01:02:48,040 Forgive us, Caesar. 548 01:02:48,143 --> 01:02:51,008 Longinus, hang on a minute 549 01:03:00,052 --> 01:03:01,329 The commission. 550 01:03:08,163 --> 01:03:09,786 Charea, 551 01:03:09,889 --> 01:03:13,893 I now officially appoint you the commander of my imperial guard. 552 01:03:17,966 --> 01:03:19,278 But what about Macro? 553 01:03:19,381 --> 01:03:20,451 What happened? 554 01:03:20,969 --> 01:03:22,212 Where is he? 555 01:03:24,248 --> 01:03:26,561 He has been arrested for treason. 556 01:03:27,631 --> 01:03:31,152 Caesar, you know he worships you. 557 01:03:31,255 --> 01:03:32,394 He made you. 558 01:03:41,645 --> 01:03:43,854 Nobody made me. 559 01:03:45,683 --> 01:03:47,168 I can't believe it. 560 01:03:47,271 --> 01:03:48,617 What was it? 561 01:03:48,721 --> 01:03:50,033 What did he do? 562 01:03:50,792 --> 01:03:52,104 Ennia, 563 01:03:53,346 --> 01:03:58,282 I had to take my destiny in my own hands. 564 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:24,274 I love you 565 01:04:28,485 --> 01:04:29,555 I love you 566 01:04:34,318 --> 01:04:35,319 I love you! 567 01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:37,080 I love you! 568 01:04:37,977 --> 01:04:39,634 I love you. 569 01:04:39,737 --> 01:04:40,911 I love you. 570 01:04:41,015 --> 01:04:44,052 I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! 571 01:04:46,848 --> 01:04:49,195 Well, now at least she doesn't have to get a divorce. 572 01:04:50,403 --> 01:04:52,578 You still have to find a suitable wife. 573 01:04:59,274 --> 01:05:00,310 No. 574 01:05:01,311 --> 01:05:03,727 I'm going to marry you. 575 01:05:03,830 --> 01:05:05,936 You can't, we're not Egyptians. 576 01:05:06,868 --> 01:05:08,490 I know. 577 01:05:08,594 --> 01:05:10,147 We're much more beautiful. 578 01:05:11,666 --> 01:05:13,219 Rome is not Egypt. 579 01:05:14,565 --> 01:05:17,465 And stop looking at yourself like that. 580 01:05:17,568 --> 01:05:19,570 Then let's go to Egypt. 581 01:05:19,674 --> 01:05:20,986 You are a fool. 582 01:05:21,089 --> 01:05:24,058 Caesar cannot be a fool! 583 01:05:24,161 --> 01:05:26,301 But he's trying very hard. 584 01:05:26,405 --> 01:05:29,166 They'll throw you in the Tiber if you try to move the government. 585 01:05:31,479 --> 01:05:32,652 They? Who? 586 01:05:33,515 --> 01:05:34,654 We're safe now. 587 01:05:35,552 --> 01:05:37,657 Emperors are never safe. 588 01:05:39,107 --> 01:05:41,454 I am the great Caesar. 589 01:05:42,559 --> 01:05:44,768 I can do anything I like. 590 01:05:44,871 --> 01:05:49,221 You are going to marry a respectable Roman lady of the senatorial class. 591 01:05:50,118 --> 01:05:51,844 Oh no I'm not. 592 01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:54,226 Yes you are. You've got to have an heir. 593 01:05:55,882 --> 01:05:58,402 Who will kill me when he grows up! 594 01:05:58,506 --> 01:06:01,958 The priestesses of Isis are meeting at my house tonight. 595 01:06:02,061 --> 01:06:03,925 You want me to marry one of them? 596 01:06:04,029 --> 01:06:05,271 Yes. 597 01:06:05,375 --> 01:06:06,307 No. 598 01:06:06,410 --> 01:06:07,515 Yes. 599 01:06:10,552 --> 01:06:11,691 No. 600 01:06:18,181 --> 01:06:19,389 Yes. 601 01:06:34,300 --> 01:06:36,302 I wonder what I should wear 602 01:06:48,935 --> 01:06:51,835 When does the orgy begin? 603 01:06:51,938 --> 01:06:53,802 Don't be disgusting. 604 01:06:53,906 --> 01:06:55,494 I'm not, I'm being practical. 605 01:06:55,597 --> 01:06:59,222 If I'm to choose a wife, I must see how she performs. 606 01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:02,121 Logic. 607 01:07:07,333 --> 01:07:09,542 That one looks rather interesting. 608 01:07:10,923 --> 01:07:11,958 Livia? 609 01:07:12,062 --> 01:07:13,477 She's taken. 610 01:07:13,581 --> 01:07:17,343 She's to marry Proculus, one of your officers. 611 01:07:18,137 --> 01:07:19,863 Proculus? 612 01:07:19,966 --> 01:07:21,382 I'll send him to Spain. 613 01:07:22,831 --> 01:07:24,350 She's a virgin. 614 01:07:24,454 --> 01:07:26,766 Not your style. Very boring. 615 01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:26,723 That will be my wife! 616 01:08:31,072 --> 01:08:33,523 Oh, no not Caesonia. 617 01:08:34,765 --> 01:08:36,698 You are impossible! 618 01:08:36,802 --> 01:08:39,529 She's the most promiscuous woman in Rome. 619 01:08:42,842 --> 01:08:44,154 Perfect. 620 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,643 Caesonia's been divorced. 621 01:08:50,747 --> 01:08:53,232 She's extravagant. Always in debt. 622 01:08:58,582 --> 01:09:00,308 I want her. 623 01:09:00,412 --> 01:09:02,034 But not for a wife. 624 01:09:19,016 --> 01:09:20,432 Send her to me now. 625 01:09:22,744 --> 01:09:23,780 No. 626 01:09:30,235 --> 01:09:31,719 Yes. 627 01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:37,863 Such is the will of the Senate and the people of Rome. 628 01:12:12,466 --> 01:12:15,952 You are very convincing as a priestess, Caesar. 629 01:12:17,678 --> 01:12:21,440 And you as a sacrificial lamb, Caesonia. 630 01:13:23,260 --> 01:13:27,541 If only all Rome had just one neck. 631 01:13:49,770 --> 01:13:52,324 I told Caesonia that I would marry her. 632 01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:53,394 Don't. 633 01:13:53,498 --> 01:13:55,569 But only after she has born me a son. 634 01:13:55,672 --> 01:13:57,985 How will you ever know it's yours? 635 01:13:58,088 --> 01:13:59,952 I shall have her well-guarded, don't worry. 636 01:14:00,056 --> 01:14:02,852 Then you can be sure one of the guards will be the father. 637 01:14:02,955 --> 01:14:06,821 No, they're all homosexuals who've been castrated! 638 01:14:15,692 --> 01:14:18,143 Is that the officer that Livia is going to marry? 639 01:14:19,316 --> 01:14:20,559 Yes, Proculus. 640 01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:22,699 Proculus 641 01:14:25,599 --> 01:14:27,324 - Longinus. - Caesar. 642 01:14:27,428 --> 01:14:31,259 You see this young officer here, Proculus 643 01:15:19,515 --> 01:15:20,861 Superb! 644 01:15:22,966 --> 01:15:24,105 Yes. 645 01:15:44,194 --> 01:15:47,922 The crown of victory for Proculus. 646 01:15:52,617 --> 01:15:53,859 I believe, Proculus, 647 01:15:53,963 --> 01:15:56,344 that you're going to marry the beautiful Livia? 648 01:15:56,448 --> 01:15:57,794 Yes, Caesar! 649 01:16:02,005 --> 01:16:03,766 I look forward to the wedding. 650 01:16:03,869 --> 01:16:06,216 I'm honored, Caesar! 651 01:16:41,527 --> 01:16:42,839 Gemellus! 652 01:16:59,407 --> 01:17:01,375 Caligula! 653 01:17:05,551 --> 01:17:07,726 Gemellus! 654 01:17:27,470 --> 01:17:29,817 Júpiter loves me! 655 01:17:35,064 --> 01:17:36,203 Drusilla! 656 01:17:46,316 --> 01:17:48,422 They're trying to kill me! 657 01:17:49,768 --> 01:17:53,289 Gemellus! I saw him! He ran away! 658 01:17:53,392 --> 01:17:54,980 He wants me dead! 659 01:21:44,071 --> 01:21:47,799 Caligula Caesar, Emperor of Rome! 660 01:21:47,903 --> 01:21:50,146 - Hail! - Hail! 661 01:21:54,185 --> 01:21:56,981 And the Lady Drusilla and the Lady Caesonia. 662 01:21:57,084 --> 01:22:00,053 And the Lady Drusilla and the Lady Caesonia! 663 01:22:00,156 --> 01:22:02,641 - Hail! - Hail! 664 01:22:06,335 --> 01:22:08,958 Are we late? Do forgive us? 665 01:22:10,235 --> 01:22:12,410 Was the ceremony beautiful? 666 01:22:13,687 --> 01:22:14,826 The auguries good? 667 01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:16,414 Yes, Caesar. 668 01:22:17,794 --> 01:22:19,210 Splendid. 669 01:22:28,288 --> 01:22:30,393 You are very gracious to come. 670 01:22:36,848 --> 01:22:38,505 You are a Roman hero. 671 01:22:54,417 --> 01:22:59,008 I shall now bestow the special blessing of almighty Caesar 672 01:22:59,767 --> 01:23:01,355 upon this 673 01:23:02,494 --> 01:23:05,325 - happy union. - Hail! 674 01:23:32,766 --> 01:23:33,870 Perfect. 675 01:23:33,974 --> 01:23:36,321 I thought you didn't like virgins. 676 01:23:37,771 --> 01:23:39,255 I've never known any. 677 01:23:43,294 --> 01:23:45,158 That is correct, Caesonia? 678 01:23:50,473 --> 01:23:52,441 And now for my wedding gift. 679 01:24:04,349 --> 01:24:06,455 What a delicious bride. 680 01:24:20,848 --> 01:24:22,747 Take off your robe, dear girl. 681 01:24:23,679 --> 01:24:25,301 - But - But? 682 01:24:55,987 --> 01:24:57,713 Hm? Splendid. 683 01:25:01,958 --> 01:25:03,167 Splendid. 684 01:25:03,270 --> 01:25:06,101 My compliments. Don't move! 685 01:25:52,561 --> 01:25:55,322 Is she really a virgin, Proculus? 686 01:25:57,566 --> 01:25:59,568 Yes, Caesar. 687 01:25:59,671 --> 01:26:01,673 One can never be quite sure. 688 01:26:05,332 --> 01:26:08,542 Open your eyes, dear girl. 689 01:26:26,042 --> 01:26:27,596 Lucky girl, 690 01:26:27,699 --> 01:26:31,565 to lose your virginity to a direct descendent of the goddess Venus. 691 01:26:32,911 --> 01:26:36,467 I, Caligula Caesar, 692 01:26:37,364 --> 01:26:39,884 command in 693 01:26:39,987 --> 01:26:42,576 open your eyes, Proculus 694 01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:47,685 command in the name of the Senate open them! 695 01:26:52,276 --> 01:26:54,795 And the people of Rome! 696 01:27:13,228 --> 01:27:14,850 She really was a virgin. 697 01:27:14,953 --> 01:27:15,885 Are you? 698 01:27:24,377 --> 01:27:26,275 Well, are you? 699 01:27:27,414 --> 01:27:28,933 No, Caesar. 700 01:27:30,866 --> 01:27:31,970 Isis won't like that. 701 01:27:32,074 --> 01:27:35,215 One law for woman, one for man, that's not fair. 702 01:27:35,319 --> 01:27:36,423 Come on, off with your clothes. 703 01:27:51,196 --> 01:27:52,612 Splendid. 704 01:27:57,272 --> 01:28:00,999 I like your nice bushy hair, Proculus. 705 01:28:02,691 --> 01:28:04,417 No, Caesar. 706 01:28:04,520 --> 01:28:07,351 - I beg you. - So thick. Up! 707 01:28:21,261 --> 01:28:23,056 I think you lied to me, Proculus. 708 01:28:26,473 --> 01:28:28,303 You're a virgin, too. 709 01:28:54,432 --> 01:28:59,506 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name 710 01:29:00,265 --> 01:29:02,095 open your eyes, Livia 711 01:29:03,648 --> 01:29:07,549 in the name of the Senate, and the people of Rome! 712 01:29:41,030 --> 01:29:42,894 Hail, Caesar! 713 01:29:42,998 --> 01:29:44,033 Hail! 714 01:29:54,665 --> 01:29:58,634 All hail Caesar's beautiful horse, Incitatus. 715 01:29:58,738 --> 01:30:00,187 Hail! 716 01:30:03,259 --> 01:30:04,882 There's Gemellus. 717 01:30:05,503 --> 01:30:06,780 Watch him. 718 01:30:23,659 --> 01:30:25,592 Chuck, chuck, dear uncle, chuck, chuck. 719 01:30:28,043 --> 01:30:29,872 I want your honest advice 720 01:30:30,908 --> 01:30:33,358 shall I declare myself king of Rome? 721 01:30:33,462 --> 01:30:34,532 King? 722 01:30:34,636 --> 01:30:36,154 Oh, dear I mean, well 723 01:30:36,258 --> 01:30:38,881 this is the republic, isn't it? 724 01:30:38,985 --> 01:30:40,193 Very well. 725 01:30:41,712 --> 01:30:44,473 I shall make myself king of the republic. 726 01:30:44,577 --> 01:30:47,096 But you're already greater than any king, Caesar. 727 01:30:48,960 --> 01:30:51,963 I know, but I feel so undistinguished. 728 01:30:52,067 --> 01:30:54,552 But to us you're just like a god. 729 01:30:55,588 --> 01:30:57,693 I am a god. 730 01:30:57,797 --> 01:30:59,833 Or at least I will be when I am dead. 731 01:31:10,119 --> 01:31:11,500 Gemellus, 732 01:31:12,881 --> 01:31:14,917 try some of these morays. 733 01:31:26,308 --> 01:31:27,378 What's that smell? 734 01:31:27,482 --> 01:31:29,035 What smell, Caesar? 735 01:31:29,138 --> 01:31:32,348 - What have you been taking? - Just a medicine to ward off the fever. 736 01:31:32,452 --> 01:31:34,454 Did you give him medicine for the fever? 737 01:31:34,558 --> 01:31:36,594 - Well, Caesar - Yes or no? 738 01:31:37,284 --> 01:31:38,216 I 739 01:31:38,320 --> 01:31:39,217 no. 740 01:31:42,842 --> 01:31:47,294 Gemellus, are you accusing your sovereign of being a poisoner? 741 01:31:47,398 --> 01:31:49,089 But I never accused you, Caesar. 742 01:31:49,193 --> 01:31:52,714 You took an antidote before you came to my table, 743 01:31:52,817 --> 01:31:56,165 which is tantamount to accusing me of poisoning you. 744 01:31:56,269 --> 01:31:58,029 That is logical, is it not? 745 01:32:05,658 --> 01:32:06,831 Charea, 746 01:32:08,005 --> 01:32:10,490 arrest Gemellus for treason. 747 01:32:10,594 --> 01:32:11,802 Guards! 748 01:32:14,045 --> 01:32:16,047 No no! 749 01:32:16,151 --> 01:32:18,429 Caesar, no! 750 01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:20,327 No! 751 01:32:20,431 --> 01:32:23,779 Caesar, Caesar, no! 752 01:32:23,883 --> 01:32:25,229 No no 753 01:32:25,332 --> 01:32:28,266 As if there ever could be an antidote against Caesar. 754 01:32:42,453 --> 01:32:43,627 Drusilla, 755 01:32:45,594 --> 01:32:47,838 why are you so concerned for him? 756 01:32:47,941 --> 01:32:50,495 I'm not concerned for him, but for you. 757 01:32:50,599 --> 01:32:51,773 He knows about Tiberius. 758 01:32:51,876 --> 01:32:53,188 He's a threat to me. 759 01:32:54,016 --> 01:32:55,500 He's not. 760 01:32:55,604 --> 01:32:57,675 He's not even your heir. 761 01:32:57,779 --> 01:33:00,298 Caesonia is now carrying your child. 762 01:33:04,717 --> 01:33:06,684 Gemellus will die. 763 01:33:07,512 --> 01:33:09,929 - You amateur. - Amateur? 764 01:34:02,706 --> 01:34:04,535 And they weren't even poisoned. 765 01:34:20,447 --> 01:34:21,379 Caesar? 766 01:34:39,259 --> 01:34:40,364 Well done. 767 01:34:41,261 --> 01:34:42,746 Thank you. 768 01:34:42,849 --> 01:34:44,920 What will you do to Drusilla? 769 01:34:45,024 --> 01:34:46,922 What she said was treason. 770 01:34:47,923 --> 01:34:50,685 I decide what is treason, not you. 771 01:34:53,618 --> 01:34:54,827 Dance. 772 01:34:55,690 --> 01:34:57,553 Dance? 773 01:34:57,657 --> 01:35:02,213 Yes, show Incitatus your new dance. 774 01:35:02,317 --> 01:35:03,767 What about your son? 775 01:35:05,251 --> 01:35:06,286 My son? 776 01:35:07,909 --> 01:35:09,945 He will dance with you. 777 01:35:12,430 --> 01:35:13,742 Music! 778 01:36:57,294 --> 01:36:59,054 Yeah! 779 01:37:48,448 --> 01:37:50,002 Drusilla 780 01:37:50,105 --> 01:37:53,005 you're very, very beautiful. 781 01:37:57,699 --> 01:37:59,977 We are alone now on earth, 782 01:38:00,840 --> 01:38:03,636 as we shall be in the heavens. 783 01:38:16,925 --> 01:38:18,168 He's going to kill me. 784 01:38:24,691 --> 01:38:25,969 He's going to kill me. 785 01:38:36,634 --> 01:38:38,084 He's going to kill me. 786 01:38:42,571 --> 01:38:45,022 The fever must break soon. 787 01:38:45,126 --> 01:38:46,541 And what if it doesn't? 788 01:39:00,417 --> 01:39:01,521 Drusilla 789 01:39:20,851 --> 01:39:22,025 Where is my sister? 790 01:39:22,128 --> 01:39:23,371 She's coming. 791 01:39:26,615 --> 01:39:29,032 Take my horse back to his own room. 792 01:39:47,188 --> 01:39:48,534 I'm here, Little Boots. 793 01:39:53,297 --> 01:39:55,506 Drusilla, I'm dying. 794 01:39:55,610 --> 01:39:57,025 You are not. 795 01:39:59,338 --> 01:40:01,478 I must make my will. 796 01:40:01,581 --> 01:40:03,307 Don't talk. Sleep. 797 01:40:03,859 --> 01:40:05,068 Longinus 798 01:40:08,071 --> 01:40:09,624 I want Longinus 799 01:40:31,025 --> 01:40:32,233 Just listen to the crowd. 800 01:40:32,336 --> 01:40:33,958 Oh, yes, the people love him. 801 01:40:34,062 --> 01:40:35,650 Yet nobody is safe with him. 802 01:40:35,753 --> 01:40:37,790 The Empire is safe. 803 01:40:37,893 --> 01:40:38,998 The Empire? 804 01:40:39,102 --> 01:40:40,896 But he's a tyrant! 805 01:40:41,000 --> 01:40:42,519 Better tyranny than anarchy. 806 01:40:42,622 --> 01:40:47,731 A few families in Rome may suffer, but the Empire is safe. 807 01:40:47,834 --> 01:40:49,802 There could be far worse horrors 808 01:40:49,905 --> 01:40:52,839 war, revolution, civil chaos 809 01:40:53,806 --> 01:40:55,221 if Caligula were to die 810 01:40:55,325 --> 01:41:00,537 It looks as if he is going to die anyway. 811 01:41:07,889 --> 01:41:09,063 Longinus. 812 01:41:24,802 --> 01:41:26,701 You called for me, Caesar? 813 01:41:30,912 --> 01:41:32,569 My my will 814 01:41:40,439 --> 01:41:43,580 Herewith, to my beloved Drusilla, 815 01:41:45,720 --> 01:41:47,411 the Roman Empire 816 01:41:49,137 --> 01:41:51,898 Title, Augusta. 817 01:41:56,351 --> 01:41:57,801 My little boots 818 01:42:00,838 --> 01:42:02,288 little boots 819 01:42:04,014 --> 01:42:05,464 little boots 820 01:42:10,607 --> 01:42:11,746 He's sleeping. 821 01:42:14,749 --> 01:42:15,853 No, he's not. 822 01:42:41,085 --> 01:42:43,640 Why do I get so angry with you? 823 01:42:44,779 --> 01:42:46,608 Why do we always quarrel? 824 01:42:47,299 --> 01:42:48,748 You can't help it. 825 01:42:49,818 --> 01:42:51,855 We'll never quarrel again. 826 01:42:51,958 --> 01:42:53,443 Oh, yes, we will. 827 01:42:57,309 --> 01:42:58,862 Don't let me die. 828 01:43:10,563 --> 01:43:13,014 My lady, you mustn't touch him, 829 01:43:13,117 --> 01:43:14,705 the fever is contagious 830 01:43:16,086 --> 01:43:17,260 Sleep. 831 01:43:17,363 --> 01:43:19,089 You're safe now. 832 01:43:19,193 --> 01:43:20,539 Drusilla's here. 833 01:43:27,235 --> 01:43:31,998 I offer my life if Jupiter 834 01:43:32,102 --> 01:43:36,762 will only spare our beloved Emperor. 835 01:43:44,183 --> 01:43:46,496 Jupiter accepts your offer. 836 01:43:47,773 --> 01:43:48,808 Execute him. 837 01:44:03,271 --> 01:44:05,894 The fever is breaking! 838 01:44:05,998 --> 01:44:08,034 Do you hear that, Little Boots? 839 01:44:08,138 --> 01:44:09,657 You're going to live. 840 01:44:38,858 --> 01:44:39,894 You missed. 841 01:44:39,997 --> 01:44:41,240 I did not miss. 842 01:44:41,344 --> 01:44:42,931 I was aiming for that leaf. 843 01:44:44,381 --> 01:44:46,003 Well, aim at me! 844 01:46:55,857 --> 01:46:58,342 Drusilla tells me that I've been neglecting my duty, 845 01:46:58,446 --> 01:46:59,654 so I report for work. 846 01:46:59,758 --> 01:47:02,554 Your signature and seal is required. 847 01:47:06,212 --> 01:47:07,593 I, Caligula Caesar, 848 01:47:07,697 --> 01:47:10,527 command in the name of the Senate and the people of Rome. 849 01:47:15,152 --> 01:47:17,948 I, Caligula Caesar, command 850 01:47:18,052 --> 01:47:19,743 in the name of the Senate 851 01:47:20,468 --> 01:47:22,505 and the people of Rome. 852 01:47:27,544 --> 01:47:30,064 I, Caligula Caesar, command 853 01:47:32,135 --> 01:47:34,551 Dull dull dull! 854 01:47:35,069 --> 01:47:36,242 Caesar? 855 01:47:37,968 --> 01:47:39,763 If I don't do something fairly soon, 856 01:47:39,867 --> 01:47:42,421 I shall be remembered as "Caligula the Dull". 857 01:47:42,525 --> 01:47:44,630 I can see it in the history books. 858 01:47:45,976 --> 01:47:48,841 Things are going far too well, Longinus. 859 01:47:48,945 --> 01:47:50,360 - Too well? - Yes! 860 01:47:50,464 --> 01:47:52,914 No wars, no catastrophes, nothing. 861 01:47:53,018 --> 01:47:55,227 It's been ages since we had a proper earthquake. 862 01:47:55,330 --> 01:47:57,816 Well, what nature won't do, we'll have to do ourselves. 863 01:47:57,919 --> 01:47:59,024 Lord? 864 01:48:00,094 --> 01:48:01,716 There will be a famine. 865 01:48:01,820 --> 01:48:04,339 - But the granaries are crammed full. - Exactly! 866 01:48:04,443 --> 01:48:06,687 - Close them down. - Close them? 867 01:48:06,790 --> 01:48:07,722 Yes. 868 01:48:07,826 --> 01:48:10,069 Stop all the grain supplies, 869 01:48:10,173 --> 01:48:14,039 and issue an order that every citizen will get provisions every day, 870 01:48:14,142 --> 01:48:17,560 for which they will bless their beloved Emperor. 871 01:48:17,663 --> 01:48:18,940 Yes, Lord. 872 01:48:20,942 --> 01:48:22,944 What else? 873 01:48:23,048 --> 01:48:26,292 Perhaps I could conquer Persia, like Alexander. 874 01:48:26,396 --> 01:48:28,018 The people would love that. 875 01:48:28,122 --> 01:48:30,814 I think war is a stupid business, don't you? 876 01:48:30,918 --> 01:48:32,091 Yes, Lord. 877 01:48:33,748 --> 01:48:34,887 I want a bridge 878 01:48:34,991 --> 01:48:37,580 right across the Bay of Naples. 879 01:48:38,097 --> 01:48:39,133 Yes, Lord. 880 01:48:39,236 --> 01:48:40,272 And a ship. 881 01:48:40,375 --> 01:48:41,445 Yes, Lord. 882 01:48:41,549 --> 01:48:44,932 With the most beautiful garden. 883 01:48:45,035 --> 01:48:48,038 Drusilla loves gardens and she likes the sea. 884 01:48:49,281 --> 01:48:50,938 Which reminds me 885 01:48:51,041 --> 01:48:53,181 we haven't had a sea battle for a long time. 886 01:48:53,941 --> 01:48:55,287 Flood the amphitheater, 887 01:48:55,390 --> 01:48:59,533 we'll have a sea battle between Greeks and Trojans. 888 01:48:59,636 --> 01:49:00,810 Yes, Lord. 889 01:49:01,914 --> 01:49:03,813 - Longinus? - Yes, Lord? 890 01:49:04,779 --> 01:49:07,368 Why do the Romans look so ugly? 891 01:49:07,471 --> 01:49:09,266 Issue an edict, 892 01:49:09,370 --> 01:49:12,684 every man is to wear two partings in his hair. 893 01:49:13,961 --> 01:49:15,031 Yes, Lord. 894 01:49:18,241 --> 01:49:21,520 Can't you ever say anything except "Yes, Lord"? 895 01:49:21,624 --> 01:49:23,315 No wonder life's so dull. 896 01:49:25,282 --> 01:49:26,214 Yes, Lord. 897 01:49:50,376 --> 01:49:51,412 Curtain! 898 01:50:09,464 --> 01:50:12,019 The child's head has just appeared! 899 01:50:28,483 --> 01:50:29,519 Is he alive? 900 01:50:29,623 --> 01:50:31,072 Yes, Caesar! 901 01:50:38,286 --> 01:50:39,391 My lords 902 01:50:41,255 --> 01:50:43,706 I am now to be married to Caesonia, 903 01:50:43,809 --> 01:50:46,122 the mother of my son, 904 01:50:46,225 --> 01:50:48,158 Caligula Germanicus! 905 01:51:01,137 --> 01:51:02,276 The ring the ring 906 01:51:14,115 --> 01:51:19,017 You are now wife, mother, and Empress of Rome. 907 01:51:19,120 --> 01:51:20,328 It's a girl. 908 01:51:24,332 --> 01:51:25,644 It is not a girl. 909 01:51:25,748 --> 01:51:27,508 Did you not hear Caesar say 910 01:51:27,611 --> 01:51:29,579 I heard the words of Caesar, 911 01:51:29,683 --> 01:51:30,822 but your daughter did not. 912 01:51:53,258 --> 01:51:55,053 I should have waited, shouldn't I? 913 01:51:55,156 --> 01:51:56,986 There will be other children. 914 01:52:04,131 --> 01:52:05,235 Longinus? 915 01:52:07,893 --> 01:52:09,688 One month of free games, 916 01:52:09,792 --> 01:52:12,656 and a gold coin to every Roman, 917 01:52:12,760 --> 01:52:15,280 to celebrate the birth of my son 918 01:52:18,145 --> 01:52:20,147 my daughter 919 01:52:20,250 --> 01:52:21,493 Julia Drusilla! 920 01:52:24,841 --> 01:52:27,154 Caesar, Caesar 921 01:52:28,431 --> 01:52:29,812 The fever. 922 01:52:47,622 --> 01:52:49,003 She looks sick 923 01:52:50,142 --> 01:52:52,006 Did he say the fever? 924 01:52:53,663 --> 01:52:55,320 It's the fever 925 01:52:56,079 --> 01:52:57,253 This place isn't safe. 926 01:52:57,356 --> 01:52:58,910 We must leave 927 01:52:59,945 --> 01:53:01,498 Let's get out of here 928 01:54:52,506 --> 01:54:54,266 Drusilla, I'm here. 929 01:55:02,930 --> 01:55:04,656 It's your Little Boots. 930 01:55:15,770 --> 01:55:18,083 Do something. 931 01:55:18,187 --> 01:55:20,465 I'm doing everything I can, Caesar, 932 01:55:20,568 --> 01:55:23,192 I swear, but the fever 933 01:55:25,953 --> 01:55:27,644 Don't leave me. 934 01:55:28,473 --> 01:55:29,612 Not now. 935 01:55:45,283 --> 01:55:48,320 Holy Isis, save her. 936 01:55:49,528 --> 01:55:50,564 Take me. 937 01:55:52,566 --> 01:55:55,500 Caesar begs you, almighty mother. 938 01:56:10,411 --> 01:56:11,447 Caesar 939 01:56:50,279 --> 01:56:51,176 No 940 01:56:57,424 --> 01:56:58,356 No 941 01:57:03,844 --> 01:57:05,156 No 942 01:58:43,426 --> 01:58:44,565 Leave us 943 01:58:45,532 --> 01:58:46,636 go 944 01:58:51,745 --> 01:58:54,851 Get out out get out! 945 01:58:55,749 --> 01:58:57,923 Get out! Out! 946 01:58:58,890 --> 01:59:00,202 Get out! 947 01:59:01,962 --> 01:59:03,446 Get out! 948 01:59:10,246 --> 01:59:11,627 Get out! 949 02:00:57,767 --> 02:01:00,287 No! 950 02:03:35,787 --> 02:03:37,617 Do you have any news of him? 951 02:03:50,630 --> 02:03:52,942 According to one report, 952 02:03:54,012 --> 02:03:55,635 he's gone to Egypt. 953 02:03:58,292 --> 02:04:00,950 And according to the other reports? 954 02:04:20,867 --> 02:04:22,144 To Greece 955 02:04:24,940 --> 02:04:26,148 to Carthage 956 02:04:28,288 --> 02:04:29,634 to Persia 957 02:04:34,190 --> 02:04:35,122 to Gaul. 958 02:04:36,779 --> 02:04:39,023 And where do you think he is? 959 02:04:39,126 --> 02:04:41,059 He could be anywhere. 960 02:04:42,475 --> 02:04:43,614 No. 961 02:04:44,338 --> 02:04:46,824 He is here. In Rome. 962 02:04:48,170 --> 02:04:49,620 He is testing us. 963 02:04:51,553 --> 02:04:54,072 I wouldn't laugh if I were you, Longinus. 964 02:04:54,176 --> 02:04:56,109 Neither will I dine nor bathe with my children, 965 02:04:56,212 --> 02:04:59,077 nor have intercourse with my parents for a month. 966 02:11:48,107 --> 02:11:50,350 I have existed from the morning of the world, 967 02:11:50,454 --> 02:11:53,664 and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. 968 02:11:53,767 --> 02:11:57,081 Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, 969 02:11:57,185 --> 02:12:01,361 I am no man as I am all men, and therefore I am 970 02:12:02,984 --> 02:12:04,157 a god. 971 02:12:20,415 --> 02:12:23,694 I shall wait for the unanimous decision of the Senate, Claudius. 972 02:12:25,523 --> 02:12:30,494 All those who say "aye", say "aye"! 973 02:12:35,671 --> 02:12:37,570 Aye! 974 02:12:37,673 --> 02:12:41,712 - Aye! - Aye! 975 02:12:41,815 --> 02:12:42,955 Aye! 976 02:12:44,749 --> 02:12:45,716 Aye! 977 02:12:45,819 --> 02:12:47,131 Aye! 978 02:12:47,683 --> 02:12:49,444 Aye! Aye! 979 02:12:49,547 --> 02:12:51,239 Aye! 980 02:12:52,102 --> 02:12:53,551 Aye! 981 02:12:54,967 --> 02:12:56,382 Aye! 982 02:12:57,797 --> 02:12:59,040 Aye! 983 02:12:59,695 --> 02:13:00,765 Aye! 984 02:13:01,663 --> 02:13:03,009 Aye! 985 02:13:03,665 --> 02:13:04,769 Aye! 986 02:13:06,426 --> 02:13:07,565 Aye! 987 02:14:01,516 --> 02:14:07,142 The period of mourning is now over! 988 02:14:54,016 --> 02:14:55,639 All right, Caesonia, 989 02:14:56,709 --> 02:14:58,642 what have I done? 990 02:14:58,745 --> 02:15:01,334 Why did you make the Senate declare you a god? 991 02:15:01,438 --> 02:15:03,992 That was the Senate's decision, not mine. 992 02:15:04,096 --> 02:15:06,753 Anyway, I am a god. 993 02:15:08,824 --> 02:15:10,585 A god with human feelings? 994 02:15:11,310 --> 02:15:13,519 A god in human form. 995 02:15:14,934 --> 02:15:16,625 You believe that don't you? 996 02:15:17,902 --> 02:15:19,525 Oh, yes, of course. 997 02:15:19,628 --> 02:15:22,390 Then you're just as stupid as they are. 998 02:15:30,881 --> 02:15:33,953 I don't want them to kill your human form. 999 02:15:34,056 --> 02:15:37,129 They won't. They're sheep. 1000 02:15:37,232 --> 02:15:39,752 I'm surrounded by hypocrites and sheep, 1001 02:15:39,855 --> 02:15:43,687 forever talking about service and loyalty. 1002 02:15:44,343 --> 02:15:45,792 Sheep. 1003 02:15:47,794 --> 02:15:50,280 I don't trust the Senate. 1004 02:15:51,073 --> 02:15:53,697 I don't trust Longinus, 1005 02:15:53,800 --> 02:15:55,940 and I don't trust Charea. 1006 02:15:58,633 --> 02:16:01,463 I only trust my little giant. 1007 02:16:05,018 --> 02:16:06,158 And not me? 1008 02:16:11,404 --> 02:16:14,821 I trust your heart, but not your head. 1009 02:16:23,865 --> 02:16:26,350 I know. I am not Drusilla. 1010 02:16:38,914 --> 02:16:40,192 Caligula 1011 02:16:45,369 --> 02:16:47,544 Isis loves us. 1012 02:16:48,510 --> 02:16:51,410 We have everything everything! 1013 02:16:54,067 --> 02:16:55,621 Why can't you be happy? 1014 02:16:56,518 --> 02:16:57,795 Happy? 1015 02:16:57,899 --> 02:17:01,351 A happy emperor on the throne of Rome? 1016 02:17:02,973 --> 02:17:04,630 That would be unique. 1017 02:17:04,733 --> 02:17:08,841 Do you have to make your contempt for the institution so obvious? 1018 02:17:08,944 --> 02:17:09,980 Yes! 1019 02:17:10,083 --> 02:17:11,464 Why? 1020 02:17:14,398 --> 02:17:16,228 It is my inspiration. 1021 02:17:37,628 --> 02:17:40,286 Aren't you going to finish the massage? 1022 02:18:17,634 --> 02:18:19,429 You can't, Caesonia. 1023 02:18:21,810 --> 02:18:22,984 I'm a god 1024 02:19:38,956 --> 02:19:42,926 Don't you think all the gods look a lot more sympathetic now? 1025 02:19:43,029 --> 02:19:45,584 Oh, yes, divine Caesar. 1026 02:19:47,413 --> 02:19:49,864 I was talking to Incitatus. 1027 02:20:04,154 --> 02:20:05,880 You like them, don't you? 1028 02:20:07,744 --> 02:20:09,470 What do you say? 1029 02:20:12,576 --> 02:20:15,337 I thought he was a deaf mute. 1030 02:20:15,441 --> 02:20:19,031 All things speak to god, and all things listen. 1031 02:20:24,519 --> 02:20:25,693 Longinus 1032 02:20:25,796 --> 02:20:26,901 Caesar? 1033 02:20:28,420 --> 02:20:32,113 We will invade Britain. 1034 02:20:32,216 --> 02:20:34,011 But we can't possibly afford it 1035 02:20:34,115 --> 02:20:37,739 Don't contradict me, I can't bear contradictions! 1036 02:20:46,023 --> 02:20:48,681 I am inflexible. 1037 02:20:53,824 --> 02:20:57,241 Then, Lord, we should restore the wine tax. 1038 02:20:57,345 --> 02:20:59,796 No, no, no, no, no. 1039 02:20:59,899 --> 02:21:01,176 No. 1040 02:21:01,280 --> 02:21:03,938 The people won't love me if we tax their wine. 1041 02:21:04,041 --> 02:21:06,941 Then how will we raise the money? 1042 02:21:12,222 --> 02:21:15,121 Wars, Longinus. Wars. 1043 02:21:15,225 --> 02:21:18,055 Conquest. Plunder. Slaves. 1044 02:21:19,678 --> 02:21:22,163 That is the logical way to raise money. 1045 02:21:22,266 --> 02:21:23,958 Make the preparations. 1046 02:21:24,061 --> 02:21:25,649 Yes, divine Caesar. 1047 02:21:25,753 --> 02:21:30,412 Andwe only have to collect it. Rome, too, 1048 02:21:30,516 --> 02:21:35,245 Don't you worry, Longinus, we shall raise it by the bushel. 1049 02:21:49,777 --> 02:21:51,433 Do you like my new march? 1050 02:21:51,537 --> 02:21:53,781 Yes, divine Caesar. 1051 02:21:58,233 --> 02:22:00,788 I think I'll teach it to my legions. 1052 02:22:17,425 --> 02:22:19,945 Caesonia, how do I look? 1053 02:22:27,539 --> 02:22:29,230 Enjoy yourself. 1054 02:22:30,024 --> 02:22:31,128 Take care. 1055 02:22:40,413 --> 02:22:42,588 Now the fun begins. 1056 02:22:42,692 --> 02:22:44,866 But are they going to enjoy it as well? 1057 02:22:44,970 --> 02:22:47,662 I don't know. Should we find out? 1058 02:22:48,629 --> 02:22:50,078 Longinus! 1059 02:22:54,945 --> 02:22:59,260 Ah, Longinus, my financial wizard. 1060 02:23:00,572 --> 02:23:01,849 Longinus, 1061 02:23:02,988 --> 02:23:05,197 we have a question for you. 1062 02:23:05,818 --> 02:23:08,683 Who is making the most money in Rome? 1063 02:23:15,241 --> 02:23:16,311 Answer 1064 02:23:16,415 --> 02:23:17,830 the pimps! 1065 02:23:21,869 --> 02:23:23,698 Question number two: 1066 02:23:24,803 --> 02:23:28,738 Who are the most lascivious sluts in Rome? 1067 02:23:31,050 --> 02:23:32,051 Who? 1068 02:23:38,955 --> 02:23:39,852 Answer 1069 02:23:40,646 --> 02:23:42,372 the senators' wives. 1070 02:23:53,038 --> 02:23:54,108 Solution? 1071 02:23:56,973 --> 02:23:59,078 The Imperial Brothel! 1072 02:24:38,670 --> 02:24:43,882 Only five gold pieces for each and every twenty minutes, 1073 02:24:43,985 --> 02:24:45,469 and that's a bargain, 1074 02:24:45,573 --> 02:24:48,749 because some of the women here are respectable married ladies 1075 02:24:49,370 --> 02:24:51,579 virgins, whores 1076 02:24:51,683 --> 02:24:54,237 senators' wives 1077 02:24:54,340 --> 02:24:57,067 I'll have to work out a special rate for you. 1078 02:25:05,869 --> 02:25:08,389 Just five gold pieces! 1079 02:25:10,771 --> 02:25:13,774 Everybody lasting three hours or more 1080 02:25:13,877 --> 02:25:17,709 will receive Caesar's special prize for endurance! 1081 02:25:24,888 --> 02:25:26,441 Hairy nipples 1082 02:25:29,790 --> 02:25:31,999 Senator Marcellus, 1083 02:25:32,102 --> 02:25:35,002 your wife will drive our customers away! 1084 02:25:38,350 --> 02:25:39,800 Try hot walnuts. 1085 02:26:24,637 --> 02:26:27,019 Now we sail for Britain! 1086 02:27:48,687 --> 02:27:51,966 Mars tells me we will enjoy a great victory. 1087 02:27:55,452 --> 02:27:56,833 What is he doing? 1088 02:27:56,937 --> 02:27:59,560 We're only a few hours march from Rome. 1089 02:28:21,271 --> 02:28:22,307 Charea, 1090 02:28:24,171 --> 02:28:26,449 is everything prepared for the invasion? 1091 02:28:27,001 --> 02:28:28,209 Yes, Caesar 1092 02:28:28,761 --> 02:28:30,004 Only 1093 02:28:30,591 --> 02:28:31,592 Only what? 1094 02:28:33,387 --> 02:28:34,767 Where is Britain? 1095 02:28:34,871 --> 02:28:36,217 Where? 1096 02:28:37,460 --> 02:28:38,564 There! 1097 02:28:40,083 --> 02:28:42,568 Oh, yes, Lord. There. 1098 02:28:43,431 --> 02:28:45,123 - But - But what? 1099 02:28:48,540 --> 02:28:50,024 There is no enemy. 1100 02:28:51,543 --> 02:28:53,234 There is papyrus. 1101 02:28:54,339 --> 02:28:56,410 Papyrus, divine Caesar? 1102 02:28:56,513 --> 02:29:00,000 Yes, papyrus. Don't be so stupid, Charea. 1103 02:29:00,103 --> 02:29:03,348 Order my army to attack and destroy that papyrus. 1104 02:29:05,557 --> 02:29:09,112 After all, we must have some proof that I conquered Britain. 1105 02:30:03,891 --> 02:30:05,651 Attack! 1106 02:30:06,480 --> 02:30:08,102 Destroy! 1107 02:30:25,913 --> 02:30:28,053 Get it get over there! 1108 02:30:45,001 --> 02:30:46,554 Kill! 1109 02:31:27,526 --> 02:31:30,840 While all of you were living safely here in Rome, 1110 02:31:32,048 --> 02:31:34,602 your beloved emperor was risking his life 1111 02:31:34,706 --> 02:31:38,089 to preserve and enlarge the Empire. 1112 02:31:41,989 --> 02:31:43,473 I have heard rumors 1113 02:31:43,577 --> 02:31:45,717 that the Senate doesn't believe that I ever went to Britain. 1114 02:31:46,580 --> 02:31:49,030 No no, Lord. 1115 02:31:49,134 --> 02:31:50,963 I did conquer Britain, 1116 02:31:51,067 --> 02:31:55,140 and I have a hundred thousand papyrus canes to prove it! 1117 02:32:05,357 --> 02:32:06,807 Hail! 1118 02:32:08,809 --> 02:32:10,397 Hail! 1119 02:32:12,123 --> 02:32:13,538 Hail! 1120 02:32:31,072 --> 02:32:32,591 They hate you now. 1121 02:32:33,627 --> 02:32:36,871 Let them hate me, so long as they fear me. 1122 02:32:36,975 --> 02:32:41,600 But they are consuls, senators, they are important men. 1123 02:32:41,704 --> 02:32:44,258 So important that they approve all I do? 1124 02:32:44,362 --> 02:32:45,673 They must be mad! 1125 02:32:45,777 --> 02:32:47,054 They say nothing! 1126 02:32:47,158 --> 02:32:49,436 I don't know what else to do to provoke them. 1127 02:33:18,672 --> 02:33:19,742 Cowards. 1128 02:33:20,570 --> 02:33:21,606 Sheep. 1129 02:33:27,059 --> 02:33:29,683 Almighty Caesar says 1130 02:33:32,203 --> 02:33:33,342 take a grape 1131 02:33:35,620 --> 02:33:37,553 and catch it in your mouth. 1132 02:33:41,419 --> 02:33:46,907 Fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail. 1133 02:33:47,010 --> 02:33:50,186 Fail, fail, fail. 1134 02:33:50,290 --> 02:33:52,050 Keep a note of all those who fail, Longinus. 1135 02:33:52,153 --> 02:33:52,982 Yes, Caesar. 1136 02:33:53,085 --> 02:33:55,467 Almighty Caesar says stand! 1137 02:33:59,126 --> 02:34:00,990 Almighty Caesar says get down! 1138 02:34:07,272 --> 02:34:09,826 Almighty Caesar says turn right! 1139 02:34:09,930 --> 02:34:12,312 Fail! Fail! Fail! Fail! Fail! Fail! 1140 02:34:12,415 --> 02:34:14,555 Fail! Fail! Fail! 1141 02:34:14,659 --> 02:34:16,971 Almighty Caesar says run down the middle! 1142 02:34:19,457 --> 02:34:21,769 Almighty Caesar says hop! 1143 02:34:22,736 --> 02:34:23,530 Stop! 1144 02:34:23,633 --> 02:34:26,187 Fail! Fail! Fail! Fail! Fail! Fail! 1145 02:34:26,291 --> 02:34:27,361 Fail! Fail! 1146 02:34:27,465 --> 02:34:29,329 Almighty Caesar says hop! Stop. 1147 02:34:29,432 --> 02:34:33,540 Hop. Stop. Hop. Stop. Hop. Stop. 1148 02:34:34,955 --> 02:34:37,302 Almighty Caesar says crawl 1149 02:34:38,407 --> 02:34:41,306 crawl crawl 1150 02:34:41,410 --> 02:34:44,620 Crawl! Crawl! Crawl! 1151 02:34:45,414 --> 02:34:48,313 I hate them! 1152 02:34:56,563 --> 02:34:59,945 Almighty Caesar says stop. 1153 02:35:10,335 --> 02:35:13,062 Almighty Caesar says, 1154 02:35:13,165 --> 02:35:15,271 to balance the state budget, 1155 02:35:15,375 --> 02:35:19,931 we shall confiscate the entire estates of all those who have failed. 1156 02:35:23,072 --> 02:35:24,970 Read out your list, Longinus. 1157 02:35:28,077 --> 02:35:29,837 Senators Galba 1158 02:35:30,355 --> 02:35:31,701 Amponius 1159 02:35:32,668 --> 02:35:33,634 Marcellus 1160 02:35:35,429 --> 02:35:36,775 Antonius 1161 02:35:37,362 --> 02:35:38,708 Cassius 1162 02:35:41,090 --> 02:35:42,263 Charea 1163 02:35:44,265 --> 02:35:45,922 They have failed me. 1164 02:35:47,096 --> 02:35:48,822 They have failed Rome. 1165 02:35:50,202 --> 02:35:51,134 Arrest them. 1166 02:35:57,624 --> 02:36:02,456 Almighty Caesar says arrest them. 1167 02:36:09,394 --> 02:36:11,396 Guards! Arrest them! 1168 02:36:31,312 --> 02:36:34,557 Almighty Caesar says finish your dinner. 1169 02:36:37,836 --> 02:36:38,906 Eat! 1170 02:36:54,059 --> 02:36:55,613 Watch Charea. 1171 02:36:56,407 --> 02:36:57,822 Why? 1172 02:36:58,719 --> 02:37:00,583 The omens are not good. 1173 02:37:00,687 --> 02:37:01,998 Be on your guard. 1174 02:37:05,208 --> 02:37:07,763 I think he intends to kill me. 1175 02:37:16,806 --> 02:37:18,739 What is so amusing, Caesar? 1176 02:37:19,671 --> 02:37:21,224 Just a thought. 1177 02:37:21,328 --> 02:37:22,985 May I ask what thought? 1178 02:37:27,610 --> 02:37:29,267 All I have to do is to nod my head, 1179 02:37:29,370 --> 02:37:32,788 and both your throats will be cut right here at dinner. 1180 02:37:34,755 --> 02:37:36,930 That is the emperor's privilege. 1181 02:37:38,414 --> 02:37:41,659 Is it true that there's been a conspiracy against me, Longinus? 1182 02:37:41,762 --> 02:37:45,559 Well, Lord that is I mean 1183 02:37:45,663 --> 02:37:49,149 there seems to be a secret plot 1184 02:37:49,252 --> 02:37:51,669 A plot is always a secret. If it's not a secret it is not a plot but a plan. 1185 02:37:51,772 --> 02:37:53,222 That is logical, is it not, Claudius? 1186 02:37:53,325 --> 02:37:55,983 Even a halfwit can see that, and you're a halfwit. 1187 02:37:56,087 --> 02:37:58,952 Half of me is, Caesar. 1188 02:38:08,548 --> 02:38:12,103 When is the next consular election? 1189 02:38:12,206 --> 02:38:14,692 In two weeks, divine Caesar. 1190 02:38:15,624 --> 02:38:18,765 In two weeks I shall select as consul 1191 02:38:19,593 --> 02:38:22,493 the noblest Roman of you all. 1192 02:38:54,801 --> 02:38:58,598 I, Caligula Caesar, in the name of the S 1193 02:39:03,154 --> 02:39:06,744 In the name of the people of Rome, 1194 02:39:06,847 --> 02:39:10,471 do now designate as consul 1195 02:39:10,575 --> 02:39:12,163 Incitatus! 1196 02:39:15,235 --> 02:39:16,581 Hail! 1197 02:39:25,625 --> 02:39:27,937 He appeals to the people. 1198 02:39:28,904 --> 02:39:31,562 The Senate count for nothing. 1199 02:39:31,665 --> 02:39:34,185 The new consul will now address the Senate. 1200 02:39:50,753 --> 02:39:53,860 All hail Incitatus! 1201 02:39:53,963 --> 02:39:54,895 Hail! 1202 02:39:57,380 --> 02:39:59,037 Hail! 1203 02:39:59,969 --> 02:40:01,384 Hail! 1204 02:40:03,904 --> 02:40:05,250 Hail! 1205 02:40:08,495 --> 02:40:09,703 Hail! 1206 02:40:11,498 --> 02:40:15,226 He has mocked the gods and the Senate, and humiliated the army. 1207 02:40:15,329 --> 02:40:17,400 And prostituted our wives! 1208 02:40:18,954 --> 02:40:20,852 That's why the people love him. 1209 02:40:23,579 --> 02:40:25,616 May he be happy. 1210 02:40:26,962 --> 02:40:27,894 Happy? 1211 02:40:29,447 --> 02:40:30,344 Happy. 1212 02:40:53,954 --> 02:40:56,750 What would you do if you were me? 1213 02:41:22,949 --> 02:41:24,778 You never answer me. 1214 02:41:43,314 --> 02:41:44,487 You don't exist. 1215 02:41:53,565 --> 02:41:55,153 You don't exist. 1216 02:41:56,465 --> 02:41:58,709 You don't exist! 1217 02:42:01,781 --> 02:42:02,989 No! 1218 02:42:09,167 --> 02:42:10,168 No! 1219 02:42:17,313 --> 02:42:18,625 No! 1220 02:42:18,729 --> 02:42:20,109 No! 1221 02:42:20,592 --> 02:42:21,490 No! 1222 02:42:22,180 --> 02:42:23,147 No! 1223 02:42:23,526 --> 02:42:25,252 No! 1224 02:42:25,356 --> 02:42:27,151 You don't exist! 1225 02:42:28,497 --> 02:42:30,844 You don't exist! 1226 02:42:32,466 --> 02:42:33,709 No! 1227 02:42:33,813 --> 02:42:35,918 No! No! 1228 02:42:40,198 --> 02:42:41,199 No! 1229 02:42:47,723 --> 02:42:49,035 No! 1230 02:46:38,954 --> 02:46:40,266 You need sleep. 1231 02:46:42,578 --> 02:46:45,685 I think I shall have to resign myself to living forever. 1232 02:46:47,135 --> 02:46:48,446 I hope you do. 1233 02:47:05,912 --> 02:47:07,672 I am going bald. 1234 02:47:15,784 --> 02:47:17,234 No, you're not. 1235 02:47:17,337 --> 02:47:20,064 You've never been able to face the facts, have you? 1236 02:47:21,031 --> 02:47:22,929 The facts? 1237 02:47:23,033 --> 02:47:25,104 Oh, yes, my lord. 1238 02:47:25,759 --> 02:47:26,726 Can you? 1239 02:47:34,596 --> 02:47:36,115 I need some sleep. 1240 02:47:38,151 --> 02:47:39,359 I need you. 1241 02:48:27,511 --> 02:48:29,099 Are you ready? 1242 02:48:30,514 --> 02:48:33,551 Will you speak your lines, sister Isis? 1243 02:48:36,658 --> 02:48:42,629 Long have I wandered in the land of men in search of you, 1244 02:48:42,733 --> 02:48:44,390 brother Osiris. 1245 02:48:52,743 --> 02:48:57,334 I have been killed and cut into bits. 1246 02:49:00,026 --> 02:49:03,098 You put my pieces together, 1247 02:49:03,202 --> 02:49:06,446 bringing back life with a kiss. 1248 02:49:17,837 --> 02:49:18,941 He's waving at us. 1249 02:49:19,045 --> 02:49:20,426 Wave back. 1250 02:49:36,269 --> 02:49:38,237 It doesn't matter. 1251 02:49:38,340 --> 02:49:40,446 It's only a show. 1252 02:50:55,762 --> 02:50:58,386 Dancing master, who are these people? 1253 02:50:58,489 --> 02:51:01,181 They are the dancers from Troy, 1254 02:51:01,285 --> 02:51:02,769 divine Caesar. 1255 02:51:04,081 --> 02:51:04,978 Troy? 1256 02:51:09,880 --> 02:51:13,815 Do they know Hector's dance of death? 1257 02:51:14,367 --> 02:51:15,748 Yes, Lord! 1258 02:52:03,243 --> 02:52:05,556 You want to see my dance? 1259 02:52:35,068 --> 02:52:36,622 The Password? 1260 02:52:37,761 --> 02:52:38,900 Password? 1261 02:52:41,765 --> 02:52:42,835 Scrotum. 1262 02:52:55,675 --> 02:52:57,608 So be it. 1263 02:53:32,781 --> 02:53:33,955 I 1264 02:53:36,095 --> 02:53:37,130 live. 1265 02:53:38,822 --> 02:53:39,857 I live! 1266 02:53:45,207 --> 02:53:46,450 I 1267 02:53:46,968 --> 02:53:48,072 still 1268 02:53:49,384 --> 02:53:50,661 live 1269 02:54:02,190 --> 02:54:03,605 Now. 1270 02:54:43,369 --> 02:54:44,543 Guards! 1271 02:54:56,520 --> 02:54:58,522 Hail Claudius Caesar! 1272 02:54:58,626 --> 02:55:02,008 Hail! Hail! Hail!